Perpetual train-wreck, LIZA!, is getting great reviews for her performances in London, NYC, etc.
What gives?
Is it her drooling fag fans that keep giving the spangled super-star these fab reviews?!
I wonder.
The first act is devoted to her illustrious career. But the second act is a fawning tribute to her Late God Mother, the dazzling KAY THOMPSON, she of FUNNY FACE and ELOISE fame.
Oh, reviewers admit that at 62, Minnelli looks amazing, can still sing her heart out (though the voice is strained), but I have to wonder how true all this hoo ha is.
Really.
Look, in Podunk.....errr....Bellingham, we had Miss Bernadette Peters waltz into town, so why can't we get LIZA! I, being the homo that I am, am DYING to see her and her newly bionic legs give a PERFORMANCE. Hell, even if she came to GYPSY ROSE LEE'S hometown of Seattle, I'd hitchhike, walk, or take the bus to see her.
Before she dies.
Or gets married again.
Hell, I'd give her a bottle of Quaaludes, just to cheer her up.
C'mon LIZA! Be a sport. Just because we live in the furthest most outpost of HOOTERVILLE, doesn't mean we don't need a little glamour now and then. I will personally show you our now defunct Toilet Paper Plant, and explain that, in its glory days, said plant produced so much ass paper that it would go from here to the moon and back 19 TIMES!!!
You KNOW God Mother Kay would do it.
And you're welcome to stay on my leopard print futon, which, as you know, was Kay's favorite colour.
It's only fair.
What gives?
Is it her drooling fag fans that keep giving the spangled super-star these fab reviews?!
I wonder.
The first act is devoted to her illustrious career. But the second act is a fawning tribute to her Late God Mother, the dazzling KAY THOMPSON, she of FUNNY FACE and ELOISE fame.
Oh, reviewers admit that at 62, Minnelli looks amazing, can still sing her heart out (though the voice is strained), but I have to wonder how true all this hoo ha is.
Really.
Look, in Podunk.....errr....Bellingham, we had Miss Bernadette Peters waltz into town, so why can't we get LIZA! I, being the homo that I am, am DYING to see her and her newly bionic legs give a PERFORMANCE. Hell, even if she came to GYPSY ROSE LEE'S hometown of Seattle, I'd hitchhike, walk, or take the bus to see her.
Before she dies.
Or gets married again.
Hell, I'd give her a bottle of Quaaludes, just to cheer her up.
C'mon LIZA! Be a sport. Just because we live in the furthest most outpost of HOOTERVILLE, doesn't mean we don't need a little glamour now and then. I will personally show you our now defunct Toilet Paper Plant, and explain that, in its glory days, said plant produced so much ass paper that it would go from here to the moon and back 19 TIMES!!!
You KNOW God Mother Kay would do it.
And you're welcome to stay on my leopard print futon, which, as you know, was Kay's favorite colour.
It's only fair.
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