JACKIE BKO A SLAG?!!!

JACQUELINE BOUVIER KENNEDY ONASSIS!!!

"They're killing Kennedys, " she cried when she stole-away Maria Callas' Greek beau Aristotle Onassis.

I got into a rather heated argument over who was cooler: JBKO or Audrey Hepburn.

Based on personal style (and what they did for the World) I voted Audrey.

Why?

Because she gave back.

To the UN.

The Globe.

PBS.

And she just drifted away from us.

Jacqeline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis simply took us for all we had.

With her PINK-A-PADES FROSTY CORAL lipstick, her determination to make the WHITE HOUSE a French showplace, those two snotty brats she raised, her willingness to toss a football around for whatever reason JBKO pretty much sums up what you don't want to be. There is, beyond a doubt, hard evidence that JBKO manipulated The Press, put on a breathy schoolgirl act, swore like a sailor, brought clothes from France into the US, had them re-made, then swore they were from America.

I won't even mention her slightly lascivious taped phone calls to
Lyndon Baines Johnson.

Not that One hates Miss Onassis, but she was a foul-mouthed prig, born to a wastrel of a man.

Miss Hepburn was, by most accounts, a goddess. She had style, grace, and you know what? She gave back. If you look at the special features on the ROMAN HOLIDAY disc, you will spy a precocious yet humble little girl, still being filmed when thought she was not.

Both died of lung cancer, not far apart.

I miss them both.

Chanel suits or not.

We shall never see this kind of Style again.