YEAH, IT'S JOAQUIN
As I've said before, keep this cockroach out of my sight.
Late last night, I got a rather frustrating phone call from a friend in Vegas.
WELL.
The juice was too good not to get up for.
Seems that Oscar winning Nobody, who recently retired from aaaaaacting, has turned into Jerry Garcia! Oh, yes! Greezy, sleezy, swarthy and FAT Joaquin waltzed into some club (LAVO), looking like his next role would be in another bio-pic about Cherry Garcia. Now, far be it from me to judge a beard (I've been known to have them myself), but scaring children, hiding behind facial hair is not my gig. Keep it trim, or else we all know how many chins your hiding.
Ask Liz Taylor.
Go away Joaquin.
Or go back to coke.
We didn't like you slim.
We hate you fat.
As I've said before, keep this cockroach out of my sight.
Late last night, I got a rather frustrating phone call from a friend in Vegas.
WELL.
The juice was too good not to get up for.
Seems that Oscar winning Nobody, who recently retired from aaaaaacting, has turned into Jerry Garcia! Oh, yes! Greezy, sleezy, swarthy and FAT Joaquin waltzed into some club (LAVO), looking like his next role would be in another bio-pic about Cherry Garcia. Now, far be it from me to judge a beard (I've been known to have them myself), but scaring children, hiding behind facial hair is not my gig. Keep it trim, or else we all know how many chins your hiding.
Ask Liz Taylor.
Go away Joaquin.
Or go back to coke.
We didn't like you slim.
We hate you fat.
3 comments:
I would gladly buy him the coke myself, however, I think this fat disgusting Weeble of a man would accidently snort the dandruff that would fall from his greasy hair whe he bent over to do the blow!
Well, since your the one who gave me the tip, I suggest you buy the coke for yourself! This story was TOO good, and I guess Casey Affleck's "home movie" of JP rapping is ALL over the internet.
Yikes!
By the way, I'm still scrubbing off the stench of this Yeti.
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