NETFLIX QUICK PIX!

OK, SOME PRETTY JUNKY, SOME FAIRLY GOOD. YOU DECIDE....

• LAKKI; THE BOY WHO COULD FLY Yeah, Lakki IS a boy, complete with acne and that fit toned body that is a pedophile's delight. I wanted to like this thing, but felt really creepy about it.
• HOME COMING Oh, brother. Anne Bancroft is a crusty old hermit of a Granny who is visited by her daughter's four ADORABLE children (with the older FANNING girl in tow) unexpectedly. They want to stay. She wants them to get the hell out. What do you think will happen in this Showtime produced TV movie of the week? Guess.
• MARIO'S STORY Yikes!!! Documentary about the plight of Mario Rocha, purportedly falsely charged with a murder in Highland Park, CA. Now, Highland Parke (as we used to refer to it) is not so far from my old 'hood, so I know the type of thugs that hang out there. Mario is quiet, bookish and loves to write. Was he wrongly convicted? Could he possibly get out? Will it be before his little sister's Quincinera? If you have fantasies about spending Life in Prison, go ahead, check this out. Or look at LAKKI. Either way your culo will spend one to five. With good behavior.
• THE LAST KING Being the sort of history purist I am not, I sorta liked this long bio-epic about King Charles II of England. It's racy, raunchy, bawdy, a wee bit sad and has Rufus Sewell as HRM and Rupert Graves as HRWII (Whatever It Is). Chucky sired twelve illigitimate children by several wenches. Or at least that's all he declared. I wonder which of those bastards is Princess Diana's great great great great great great great great great great....grating grandpa. Anyway, when (and if ever) Prince William ascends to the throne, he shall be the first Descendant of Charles II to be there. If only randy Harry could be next in line!
• THE KILLING OF SISTER GEORGE Beryl Reid, Susannah York and the ever fabulous Coral Browne star in this X rated picture of Lesbianism in London's swinging late '60s. Reid is Sister George, the star of a Brit Soap, who fears being written off the show and being relagated to roles as a singing cow, York her lovely, babydoll wearing companion. When Producer Browne lays eyes on baby...well. It's cowgirl days for Reid. Produced by Richard (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?) Aldrich, this has all the rich sophistication of London, but the gloss of Hollywood. Four Moos and a Field of Clover for this trash.
• CRUISING If you want to see Al Pacino wandering around the Gay Paradise of the Pre-AIDS Leather World, go ahead. Have at it. If you want to see a seriously great thriller, check out something directed by Hitchock. Or check out Lisa's gay porn collection for REAL thrills!!! BARNYARD BUTTS is my FAVE!!!

Kisses, dahlings! Happy Viewing!!!!